And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We had a blast and stretch watching the most impactful toys and people hit the slick and slippery stage!

I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy locktober week 2!

Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy first week of locktober!

From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible! Some might say that’s Baloney!

From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes cleaning out only take 30 seconds? Himbo hangout #2 incoming!

Superlaxative... sorry superlative time followup where we ACTUALLY discuss who's kinkier between Amp and Daddy. Mix in there some cruising of the locker room showers, doctor fucking and more! Happy podcast time!

Daddy's back from London and immediately hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about being a c*mdump and how does one find proper dumpy fun!? Welcome back Mr Kristofer!

Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred (into a tizzy)?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising during hypno scenes. Sunburns and silly times ensue in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast as Amp tries to keep him focused!

So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most interesting kinksters. So today we DATE EVERYTHING and get down to business!

DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! Amp has some hypno bathhouse adventures and has also started Dating Everything! Join Daddy as he becomes a piñata!

What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another excursion to London and this might be one of the most monster fucker casts yet! Also... daddy doesn't know what a werewolf is?!?!!?

Manifesting is a powerful tool... but can you manifest a kink? A fetish? And what else can Daddy manifest in today's silly conversation?

LADY GAGA DORE ALLEY WEEKEND! Dog hypno drones were showing off their disco dicks this weekend at Dore Alley! Which means Amp, Daddy and all the SF kinksters were kicking it in the streets and whipping up trouble. From a hypno tag bonanza to the Lady Gaga Mayhem tour, this week's pod is ultra mega kinky gay! Also what's up with the Itch.io, UK and other age verification censorship? Scary...

Smiling face emoji, it's that time of year again when DORE Alley is upon us. The Folsom adjacent sexy street fair is always a great time, but this year its getting even sexier and kicking off for a full week beforehand. From sex party etiquette to red flags, this pod is full of sex party pup problems!

Daddy is back from sexy Summer Camp and hes got stories but also someone got tricked into chastity for a few weeks?! From scavenger hunts to sexy merit badges. It's a summery vibe this episode!

Do you enjoy outdoor sex? How do you cleanout?! And why is daddy so obsessed with outdoor sex? We cover hot takes and topics rapid fire! Do you enjoy outdoor sex? How do you cleanout?! And why is daddy so obsessed with outdoor sex? We cover hot takes and topics rapid fire!

Pride in SF was colorful, kinky, fun and still pretty corporate? Was it fun? Was it prideful? And how much sexy fun kinky times did we have. With a hypno dom in town and Daddy unable to dress himself for the parade somehow we made it through pride month all in one piece!

Puppies and pup hoods and furries OH MY! Its time for another episode of "am i a furry" but also talking about the weird overlap of "no kink at pride" and recent discourse over if pup hoods are inherently sexual. From pride outfits to your hypno feedback this ones a ball of ideas all wrapped inside a fursuit wrapped in a rainbow pride flag!

Hypno is a fun past time and favorite kink of Amp and Kris, but what happens when one of Amp's personal hypnotists joins the conversation? Lets talk hyp-nos and hypyeses as we discuss what hypno feels like and how to get involved! Happy hypno pride!

Debunking disability and making it less stigmatized as a topic starts with having open convos and bringing those affected to the table. Today Amp and Andrew Gurza sit down to chat and answer your questions but not before Daddy and Amp discuss the raids in LA and how that might affect the rest of the country…

HAPPY PRIDE you guys, gals and non binary pals! We took last week off cause Amp couldn't speak, literally gagged from a chest cold, but we're feeling better and back at it. So please enjoy this EXTRA THICK pod all about pride, but mostly about IML, the giant international leather competition that we went to last week! Did we enjoy it? Was it fun? And did we see you there?!

It's IML time, but first, we had a busy week of finally seeing SINNERS. We dive into how sexy vampires are and how AI dating app bots are starting to take over. Also how do you cleanout for butt stuff?

This week we drove our families crazy... literally. While also serving motherday realmess as we talk about who we'd like to give the tips. Happy belated Dommy Mommy day to all the moms!

This week, Daddy is feeling a bit under the weather, but that's not entirely Smokeout's fault in this situation. Today’s pod goes from indulging in smoking cigars to engaging in interesting discussions about AI-generated adult content, including the ethical implications of individuals using your likeness for the creation of such material and also Police Raiding Gay Bars… AGAIN.

From gear crafting experts to creating new kinky platforms for sex workers, crafters, content and otherwise kinky nerds... today we're sitting down with Mr Pierre Fashion and Moxie Rose from QUINKY! Enjoy this quirky quinky quaint chat about everything from sex ed to creating kink gear!

Kylie, Easter, hunky Jeuss oh my! todays pod gets all festive and gay. But what else is new?

Have you ever tried to get a booty call from a hot Daddy while doing your taxes from your new dog bed for humans? Just me? For another week with Daddy in London and just trying to have fun sexy times but getting catfished by himself?

Sampson's back for another pod while Daddy is in London, which means all the shenanigans. From International day of Asexuality to Gay Japan trips to what the heck is reverse discrimination and why is it going to the supreme court?! All this and more in today's THICK podcast.

Lets take a trip down memory lane of the space that’s probably filmed the most porn, but also the most sex ed content in the world! Complete with an old tour of the studio space where we shot a huge amount of Watts The Safeword content over the last 5 years. The End of an Era, but not the end of the fun!!

Some of yall thought we were breaking up. But we are wild for Severance and are curious, would you sever your brain for amazing sex? Others wanted tips on coming handsfree coming. AND while nobody asked for the reddit story about ponyplay, we told it anyways! Another week another wild storytelling pod!